45 Cheezy pick up lines. :p

[thedecipherer]

 
1. Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

2. Do your legs hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

4. If you were a pair of pants I would wear you out.

5. I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all day!

6. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex

Comments

[extant_child]

14, 16, 17, 36 - for the win. Hahaha.

[thedecipherer]

favorite ko rin yung 17. And 22 syempre!

[extant_child]

Sweet 'yung 22, parang kulang nalang may horse at sunset. Ahaha. Masaya 'yung bastusan, haha!