The Stainless Steel Chef speaks.

[thederelix]

Well my friends “Black Friday” has ruined any hopes of me ever regaining any sense of confidence in man kind ever again. Ever. That day the sun rose over the horizon and ushered in the Great American Hajj, a religious fervor swept my fair city as outlanders flooded my local market places in a desperate quest for the 19$ dvd player, opening their

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[buffangel516]

You need to get laid.

[thederelix]

We undoubtibly will bow to the second comming of Mr. Bassatron with smiles of glee upon our faces and broken glass about the knees

Ge off & Mo Tim

[anonymous]

Besides new years eve, when else are you guys playing around here? I'm planning on coming to see you guys play again other than that one time at Larrys grad party. So Tim, or someone... let me know! :-)

-Leah

[anarchistparty]

Wow.....and I thought my Mom loathed working at the mall.....goddamn man....get the hell out of there

Bassatron speaks truth!

[thederelix]

Kenny, you put it so well. We wait staff do work our asses off to please customers and in these times, a 10% tip is extremely generous. People think they're so brilliant when they order and make things so much more difficult. I'm glad I'm not a cook, not that I enjoy the slobs that dine in my place of employment and the scum of the earth that leave 2 dollar tips for a $70 meal. I'm sure either of us could rant for hours about the decline of humankind or the evils of consumerism or political correctness. Call me a scrooge, but I'm realizing why I dislike Christmas now. No, it's not because I'd rather receive presents than have to give them, I rather enjoy buying and giving gifts. The essence of the problems is the grand expectations that go along with the holiday. Someone always seems to be let down rather than thankful for how much more they received than one of the poor. I'm sick of Americans, American tradition, and neo-American values, it's all a huge load of liberalist agenda trying to enslave the people and push us towards

Re: Bassatron speaks truth!

[drowning_faith]

Oh dear...you all need to take a deep breath before you kill sumone!...But yes I very much so agree with what you guys are saying.