Jesus doesn't do dishes.

[thediaryofjesus]

Well I got kicked out of my apartment today. Yep, just like that. Just because I said I didn't want to do the dishes, which was completely reasonable seeing as how I hadn't even used ANY of them. I'll admit I did get a little angry, and I think I might have called Noah a "dirty whoremouth jewbag" or something like that...but I honestly don't

Comments

[anonymous]

Judas knows where the trees are at

Its just you

[anonymous]

Hey Nas doesn't suck it is you who sucks. Well maybe you don't suck but neither does Nas.

[anonymous]

hey jesus, if you need a place to stay, me and another guy are looking for a roomate over summer. thats if you feel like coming all the way to the wasteland of pittsburgh

Tsk tsk

[anonymous]

You're just jealous because God likes Nas better, bitch. Man-up, or else God's Son will hand you your ass like Jigga, nigga.

[gettinmyworkin]

yeah dued i agree that judas might get someone killed....

[cartoonmayhem]

According to my refrigerator magnet, I found you. You were behind the sofa the whole time.