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Well General Mills, how does it feel to have Malt-O-Meal right on your tail, creating that same great taste for just a fraction of the price? I must say, I'm all about the Marshmallow Mateys.

The word metaphor means carrying something from one place to another, and it comes from two greek words meaning from one place to another and to carry, and it is when you describe something by using a word for something that it isn't. This means that the word metaphor is a metaphor.

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

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Pictures pictures pictures oooh how they bring a smile to my face. Send me a picture and I'll give you a smile, too! You could send it in the mail! No one does that anymore. I love mail, it's so exciting to me. I don't ever get any fun mail. Oooooh will someone PLEASE be my pen pal?!

WHO ELSE HAD A GOOD DAY TODAY?

WHOA bitch don't steal my shit! i actually don't care, that was just my feeble attempt to be really bitchy. scratch the really. really is the worst word in my vocabulary. let's make it nonexistent.

MAYMAYMAY COME QUICKER I ♥ YOU +1.+3.-6.-7.+9.+15.+16.+17.+18.

i had typed out an actual entry but due to the failure of comcast high speed internet it was lost in my frustration. soo in a nut shell, today i was surrounded by far too many homophobes thus i ranted about people's stupidity as well as the indecisive weather..i mean come on mr. weather..don't tease me with sunshine then pelt me with hail. and ( Read more... )