Out of the TARDIS and through the woods...

[thedoctor_lj]

Five, Tegan, Turlough, Peri, and I made it through the carnivorious non-rainforest without incident. The weather is simply beautiful, and I do believe I see signs of life just outside the forest. Let's go meet the natives

Comments

[drlongscarf]

I'll be there in just a bit....probably along with Evelyn in tow because you all can't keep from getting captured.

[thedoctor_lj]

I rather think that getting captured is a time-honored tradition in the standard new planet meet-and-greet. Take your time, we'll be fine. I'm sure whoever is in charge is a total fascist nutcase perfectly reasonable.

[thebeigeone]

In any case, my dear past self, don't you think the two of us can handle ourselves? Hmm?

[thedoctor_lj]

Especially since the both of us have vastly greater experience in getting imprisoned out of prisons, by nature of being later regenerations.

[tegan_lj]

Hey...watch that thing...

Bloody bastards...don't you know it's not polite to point or skewer somebody?

*taps Eight on the shoulder*

We can look on the bright side...if we're dinner, Iris can't marry you...

[thedoctor_lj]

I'm not sure if death is preferable to marriage. Would you rather be eaten than marry Fitz?

[tegan_lj]

*smiles widely*

I'll get back to you on that...

We could use marshmallows and make smores I suppose. The sticks would be perfect for that...

[thedoctor_lj]

I'm sure once this is all sorted out the Arbrians will love to join us in a campfire. As long as we don't accidentally use bits of their ancestors for kindling, of course.

[trionbabe]

I *knew* this would happen! Didn't I tell you this would happen? *yelps as pointed stick prods him in the back* Come on, Doctor, I think they want us to hurry up.

Ah well, it's not all bad I suppose. Hopefully there won't be any of those plants over by the spires *sideglance at the forest* it's certainly good to be out of there- ouch!

*turns to glare at the native, notices the large pointy stick and simply smiles weakly* Hurry up, Doctor, they're picking on me again!

[thebeigeone]

Turlough...

*sighs wearily*

Shut up.

[trionbabe]

*slightly panicked nod* Oh, good idea, Doctor. If we're quiet and behave ourselves they might be more lenient with us, maybe even let us off with just being lightly killed. Fantastic.

[thebeigeone]

*through gritted teeth*

You're not helping.

Just stay calm, Turlough. *adds ironically* Brave heart.

[peribrown]

*sigh* Here we go again!

Their leader better not be interested in me being his bride, otherwise there's going to be ... trouble. I am *so* tired of all these freaky-deaky ass-ugly alien bad guys getting the hots for me....

[thedoctor_lj]

You're perfectly safe, Peri. Arbrians are notorious for their dislike of humans.

[peribrown]

They don't like humans?! And this is supposed to be reassuring????????

[thedoctor_lj]

Well, at the very least we won't be eaten. And no impromptu marriages for you, Peri, so that's a relief for you.