My dad and i decided to set out for a ride this morning because i didn't have to work until four o'clock today. (4:00 - 11:00 bleh) We decided we'd ride around lake okeechobee,(few cops, few cars)and stop for some breakfast during the ride. Ten miles in there's two buzzards (or some carnivorous birds) eating road kill in the middle of the lane. ( Read more... )

i'm stealing this from lorren.

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English
20% Yankee
15% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

So today, seemed to be your average boring day at first glance. Psychology, not all that interesting. But right after i get out of psych I happen to find out that my friend Walter is pissed drunk in the middle of the school day. It was fucking hilarious, i was laughing so hard the whole time, i cannot begin to describe everything that happened ( Read more... )

I Came, I Saw, I Conquered ( Read more... )

a. Post a list of 15 fandoms.
b. Have your friends list guess your favourite character from each one.
c. When guessed, bold the line, include the character name, and write a sentence about why you like that character.

1. STAR WARS (duh) - Han Solo, i mean c'mon, the guy is a pimp

2. Aqua Teens (cartoon)

3. Sealab (cartoon)

4. Snatch (movie)- ( Read more... )

Guess what everybody! Sin City literally melted my face off it was so awesome-O. While i was out seeing the movie i also bought "The Wall" live 1980-81 by Pink Floyd, a good 40$ well spent. The live cd is ten times better than the studio recordings ( Read more... )

Get this, i go to pick up my tips from the previous night while i'm at work, and they're not there. So to rectify the situation, i had to wait an extra hour after work to talk to the manager who fucked me over. Needless to say i was pissed ( Read more... )

As soon as i got home from school today i had to go to work. I spent six hours running around with food and drinks nonstop. The night before i did some 3 on 1 fighting, which will tire you out before you can count to three. For all of you who don't know i've been doing kung fu for a few years, that was the first time i've fought three people. I GOT ( Read more... )

So Pimp kelsey and myself somehow derived a devilishly devious plan of ordering chinese food to school. we are teh cool. T'was great, we're waiting in front of the school for the guy to come for about 20 minutes. We get a call from the delivery guy describing the building to us to make sure it's the right one, turns out he parked in the other ( Read more... )