3 June, Round 5

[violet_quill]

1. dead puppies; Ginny/Cho (Harry Potter), House/Wilson (House, M.D.)

2. 1950s sock hop; Voldemort/McGonagall (Harry Potter), Jim/Karen (The Office)

3. gone fishing; Sirius/James (Harry Potter), Faramir/Boromir (Lord of the Rings)

Comments

1950's sock hop - Voldemort/McGonagall

[butterbuns]

One hand was on her waist, the other in her hand. Her other hand had found a resting place on his shoulder, up against his neck where she gently stroked the skin with her thumb. Her body was pressed up against his and she was perfectly content to stay there forever. As the music poured over them, they swayed around the dance floor, chaperoning the students as they did. Things were quiet for once, no one had managed to spike the punch and there were no attacks going on. She never thought she’d see the day in Hogwarts when things were this quiet, and she breathed a sigh of relief, glad that everything was so perfect.

Until she woke up from her nightmare with a blood-curdling scream.

Re: 1950's sock hop - Voldemort/McGonagall

[xanphibian]

*snicker*

Re: 1950's sock hop - Voldemort/McGonagall

[froda_baggins]

Niiiiice. :D

dead puppies, house/wilson

[violet_quill]

"Is that a... dog?"

Wilson walked into the autopsy room and stood several feet behind House. "Actually, it's a puppy."

Wilson looked horrified. "You're doing an autopsy on a puppy?"

"It's not my puppy," House said.

"... and that's supposed to be better?"

"It doesn't mind, it's dead."

"Well what about its owners?"

"They don't mind either, they're dying. Which is why I'm cutting open their dog. Hand me a scalpel."

Wilson looked a little green, and when House glanced over his shoulder at him he snorted in disgust. "Figures you'd get all queasy over something soft and fluffy. You like dogs?"

"When they're alive."

"Wilson, you horrible person! Dead puppies need love too."

Wilson handed him a scalpel and made a face. "I'm going to get some coffee."

"Bring me a hot dog, would you?"

Re: dead puppies, house/wilson

[xanphibian]

Perfect! *big grin*

Re: dead puppies, house/wilson

[froda_baggins]

*snerk!*

Re: Dead Puppies: House/Wilson

[froda_baggins]

Hahahahaha love it.

[rhipowered]

dead puppies: House/Wilson

“I can’t believe you said that to her,” Wilson said, coming into House’s office without a greeting. House idly wondered if, someday when this happened everything would freeze in place, the ball in the air, the music on the stereo, Chase mid-pen chew.

“I think she deserves to know you have pubic lice,” he replied glibly, because time didn’t stop. Maybe if he took enough Vicodin, that might happen. Then he could walk around everyone frozen like statues. Cool.Wilson ignored it, being practiced, and kept walking. House squinted and willed time to stop again. It didn’t. “You told a seven year-old girl that the reason she’s in the hospital so often is because she was mean to her puppy

[froda_baggins]

I'm just loving this prompt.

dead puppies; House/Wilson

[froda_baggins]

Wilson could tell House was bored. That was never a good sign.

The piece of popcorn hit Wilson square on the nose.

"Two points," House said languidly as Wilson rolled his eyes.

"Don't you have anything better to do, like kick puppies?"

House looked offended. "I would never!"

Wilson looked skeptical. "You'll do just about anything else. It wouldn't surprise me if you killed puppies and made them into ... puppy burgers or something."

"They taste like chicken." House tried and failed to give Wilson an innocent kind of smile. "You know, in some parts of the world..."

"I just had to bring up the dead puppies."

Re: dead puppies; House/Wilson

[xanphibian]

*giggles*