i am currently enrolled in a diverse class schedule. i am taking 4 AP courses, choir, and my favorite... small engine repair. the latter gives me a hizdamnut - opportunity - hizdamnut - that i do not get in any of my 5 other classes... i get to interact with dumb people. don't underestimate this lesson. in my previous education, i haven't really ( Read more... )

after watching american wedding and reading a friend's lj with a crazy argument on the subject, i've got boobies on the mind. i hope you enjoy the new, extended version of my maddox-esque comments on the topic.
i'd like to take this oppurtunity to express an opinion that had been completely disregarded by you "feminists." did you ever stop and think ( Read more... )

so i finally told my p's what deal was for prom... as in my date, and how i have no money. both turned out fine. as for the money, i can use bank money, which i never see anyway so basically its free. and they're cool with sarah coming in. on man, my date is so hott, i cant even take it.

just for clarification, thats sarah weinstien from houston ( Read more... )

so northern spring was absofucking ridiculous. all the boys stayed at josh tane's house which rocked because we were all together and i love mrs. katherine tane. there. i said it. i love josh tane's mom. she is the coolest woman ever. she bought us so much food and let us do whatever we wanted and baked us cookies. the actual clave was awesome. i ( Read more... )

so here are 2 articles for those of you who are going to college next year. one says dont be proud because you got in cause you're a tool of the establishment. the other says dont be proud because you got in cause you're a rich bastard.
i love the new york times.

dammit, the first one is no longer free. but here's why its not just white people who ( Read more... )

so last night i chilled at matt's. aaron "ghetto as shit" marks took resin hits off my bowl. wut a cheap bastard. i smoked half of one of my cubans then gave the other half to dan schmit. oh, and i won $17 in poker! yeah thats a mad first for me, not sucking. i took aaron all in 2 times and schooled him both times. once with 4 fucking aces!! who ( Read more... )

so, i decided to make it official. barring some unforseen event such an act of god or peter griffin, i, david marcel dreyfus, am going to be a part of Washington University's class of 2008. i'm uber-stoked and i'm looking foward to 4 years in st. louis. good luck everyone on your college decisions.

so the final score is 7 for 11, not bad by any standards. i got rejected by harvard, yale, and penn today, so i'm can now confirm that i'm not ivy material. though its pretty much a moot point, i got into george washington today and they offered me a cool 20 g. pretty damn cool. so the final list: indiana, wisconssin, michigan, washington univ, ( Read more... )

so my perfect record is now marred. i got rejected by duke. oh well, fuck the south. as meatloaf said, 6 outa 7 aint bad.

yeah, i know i'm not going to BU, but it's still cool to get an offer for a half ride. they want me bad.