As of this past Saturday, I have not had a cigarette in six months.

Go me.

So I saw the commercial for Microsoft's new search engine...Of course, named Bing. And during the commercial, of course, they needed to say it in that high-pitched fucking obnoxious way that everyone says my name because they think it's hilarious (probably the second most obnoxious thing you can do besides ask me if I'm related to Chandler ( Read more... )

My boss hasn't given me any work to do all day.

I wonder if he understands that he's paying me $15 an hour to frivolously search the internet.

By the way, the internet is not nearly as interesting as you might think. There's a whole lot of nothing on it after looking through it for like an hour. Then you just start wikipediaing trivial shit.

Free Streetlight show that I just found out about tonight at Purchase, and I had nothing to do. Huzzah! Beer and Balkan horns...maybe even a kid in checkered pants with a lunchbox covered in vintage stickers without his suspenders up.

Serendipity.

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You know you're bored when you wikipeida the word "quark" and proceed to read the entire article despite a vague understanding of the subject.

The Mars Volta won a Grammy?

Very, very cool.

So...Bush leaves office and Lost comes back on in the same week?

Fuckin' sweet.

Day: 3

Confirmed kills: 0

Apparently, it's all out of my system after today.

Anybody else have this throat plague thing, though?

Day: 2

Confirmed kills: 0

So far, so good. This isn't as hard as everyone cracks it up to be. Just gotta man up!