Failure at the door

Anyone to blame but me?

I can't write haiku's

(A poem by a recently emo feeling dude)

Three Names You Go By ( Read more... )

I've heard there was a secret chord ( Read more... )

Its October. Yay! That means Halloween, candy, costumes, probably first rain, fall, cold.... wait ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'46.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65%Shamelessness76.2%
Has yet to see self in mirror 79.2% Sex Drive 71.1%
A fool for love, but not always77.5%Straightness5.4%
Knows the other body type like a map 44.3% Gayness 98.2%
Repressed, are we? 83.8%
Fucking Sick ( Read more... )

Why is it so hard for two people who supposedly loved each other so much, who had 3 kids together, and enjoyed 2 decades of their young lives happily united to hate each others fucking guts so much, that they cant pull it together and at least pretend to get along for a couple of hours? Thats all i am asking. A couple of hours. They didnt even have ( Read more... )

So, we all are gonna be moved in by the end of Sunday. Schveetness to the max. Club Vandersexxx will be formed and have its first meeting of, im guessing, booze and laughs and fun.

Yay anticipation!! Yay fun!! Yay second and perhaps best year of college, nay, perhaps my whole LIFE!!!!!

Or something like that.

Cant wait to see you all there.

ITS AMANDAS BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

YAY!!!!!

ICE CREAM AND CAKE FOR ALL!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA!!!!

Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to Amanda,
happy birthday to you.

:)

Ladies and Gentleman...

Testicles.

That is all.

You ever have that dream where something weird happens, and you think you wake up from it, only to find that its another weird dream? And it becomes a cyvle, and you think you are never gonna wake up ( Read more... )