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[thedutchcelt]

i just went to morrisons in kings heath. i noticed whilst on the bus that everyone else had suspiciously blue hair and slotted nicely into the over 70s age bracket.
thusly, i wasted almost all of it grumbling and swearing like a sailor because i had *not* accounted for the tearjerkingly, painfully slow pace i was forced to walk at!

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[omniguy]

Grrrness to bloody old people... should be laws... but not as many laws as for chavvy kids that throw things at you on Bristol Road! :)

[thedutchcelt]

we should cut the skin in between their fingers with rusty razor blades and then douse them in lemon juice.
i am lovely, am i not?