-
(Untitled)
you know that bastard metaphorical juggler with all his balls in the air and a phobia of failing ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
my grandmother, in her own words, is half dead. she is, actually, not half dead at all. nor even somewhat dead.
it's like, suddenly i've discovered that my world and all the things in it are so much bigger than i'd originally thought. and now i actually come from somewhere and there are people who share my eyebrows, or my hands, or knees. and it's ( Read more... ) -
taxi?
so, i'm in holland now - got in last night and promptly went out with chris and tash to the fiddler and then cremers... i must admit it made me feel rather old despite my tenuous hold on being a mere 21 years of age! chris' 22nd birthday was very nearly his last when the lunatic bastard taxi driver decided to race another taxi whilst we were in the ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
this reminds me of a new model army song that i listened to when things were very very different. ( try not to look down ) -
signing on - it's all the fashion
yesterday, last day at TPi.
in honesty, it hasn't been too bad and i think i'll miss it, at least in a sentimental sort of way. finding work in january - now that's something to look forward to.
christmas party on tuesday meant more wine, german beer and now friends in dublin. hmm.
don't feel like updating. BUT, i have a very important message.
( Read more... ) -
hot cock drink
introduction to gay bar drugs. result: much falling over, coat antics and solvent covered jeans/hands/face/chris. oh, and that's gay-bar drugs, not gay bar-drugs.
falling asleep on allan - no testicle cupping this time - not such a great plan, either.
fizzy good make feel nice has sorted out today. 3 hours spent it tescos car park for sir jimmyTM ( Read more... ) -
christmas, a little early
we're 'doing' christmas today. because, well, we never really do anything properly in this family anyway. it turns out we can't all possibly be on the same continent, let alone in the same country, on the 25th of december. we've got the turkey, the trimmings and the hats ( Read more... ) -
oh tory boy
Race for Tory leadership time! Or, more realistically, David Cameron’s pre-party-leader party. It’s not a case of whether he’ll win - it’s a case of how much he’ll win. Not the most thrilling race in the world, but oh well ( Read more... ) -
universally challenged
on university challenge, our specialist subject would be the camberwell carrot. -
happy sinterklaas!
despite the number of ex-dutch expats, we have let this particular 5th of december pass by without leaving our shoes outside the front door, so no carrots for sinterklass' horses on this side of the pond!
the frankfurt market is in full swing in birmingham so mike and i went after work for some glühwein, german sausages (cue lots of juicy sausage ( Read more... )