Oh My Freaking God I'm Fucking Huge!!!

[thedweller2u]

Well, I know I'm not in the condition I used to be in when I was a Deep Sea Diver for the Navy.  Even when I was an active duty Diver we used to say that it is near impossible to sustain that level of conditioning without being surrounded by a locker full of equally motivated people.  But for crying out loud . . . I've really let myself go!  What a

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[squirrelover]

Good god, you're not a fat-ass. Neither of us is in shape, but that's nothing new.

[thedweller2u]

Actually, yes, I am! Sometimes it takes something simple/stupid to make the harsh reality a harsh reality.

[mordere]

See, compared to what you were when you were a deep sea diver, you're fat.
Compared to EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH, you're still pretty skinny.

[squirrelover]

THANK YOU.

[thedweller2u]

Hush you!

[thedweller2u]

Unfortunately for me, I don't care about the rest of the world because I only have to see myself in the mirror. It's just harsh to look at myself as I look now compared to how I looked then. We're all masters of denial and can look in the mirror and convince ourselves that we're not seeing what we're seeing but there's no denying it when the flaps are 6 inches apart and no amount of sucking it in will get em close enough.

[vamphyrex]

in shape? but round IS a shape! :-p

[thedweller2u]

But definitely not the desired shape!