Ah, nothing like a path in warm peanut butter to ease those tired muscles. Just makes sure its creamy or you'll have some problem the next day. Trust me on this one.

Far too much work. I need a day off.

I've made a terrible mistake and chances are so have you.

I have nothing to say unless you ask me about it and then you'll learn I either have or don't have any sort of opinion on the matter unless it has something to do with other things related to the previous question.

Oh, and make sure you only use iambic words.

Revenge is not a bad thing when you get fate to agree to it.

Try for a moment to imagine the way your life would be if all of your birthday wishes came true.

HAHAHAHA!!! Eat this liver!

Nothing is more exciting than...

You know your allergy medication is a good one when people have started making meth out of it.

Here, go entertain yourself.

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