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Today I got stung by a BIG BUMBLE BEE. It hurt soo much. It stung my butt, b-cause I sat on it.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning ( Read more... )

The Sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone just she and I
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how, but I tried my best.
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
All at once the white stuff came.
And that was my first time ever,...
At milking a cow.

COCAINE
80% [99% in the 80's] of the teenage population does or has tried snorting cocaine.

If you're one of the 1% who hasn't, copy and paste this into a post; and Add your name to the list:

1. Gabe
2. Lorraine
3. Jared
4. Manny
5. luis
6. Aaron
7. Victoria
8. JEN ARELLANO!
9.Tina Stanford
10. Adrian Mora
11. Kelley Mora

Reply !

I had a little turtle,
His name was Tiney Tim,
We put him in a bath tub,
To see if he can swim.

He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap,
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But it wouldn't go down his throat.

Bubble bubble bubble,
Bubble bubble bubble,
Bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble pop !

Condom Slogans ( Read more... )

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Hopefully y'all like my journal, and hopefully I don't forget my user name and password like I did last time. Well Y'all take care.

<3 thee one and only <3
**~Kelley~**