It's a little late, but this one seems accurate

[theedge77]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Poke a badger with a spoon.

Get your resolution here.

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[theedge77]

Never mind, apparently it doesn't work. It was supposed to be a thing that says in 2005 i resolve to poke a badger with a spoon but bleh, i'm not putting that much energy into it.