Mother fucking mother fucker, motherfucker! That's two chairs that have collapsed under my weight in the last ten years. I wasn't even over 200 pounds the last time it happened. Fucking fuck! My home chair is the same as the first office chair, and that hasn't broken after nine years of use. Now I have to use a shit chair until lunch when I can go ( Read more... )

I don't know if this was the blurt I wanted or not, but here goes ( Read more... )

I don't know if I mentioned it here or not, but the kung fu school closed for December while we looked for a new location. We have opened up in a temporary location in a masonic temple. The work out room isn't quite as big as our old one, but it will have to do while we continue looking for alternate spaces in the area. I keep saying "we", but ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoGT8-C6bY

Diagonal Man is a hole in the plan
Nobody trusts Diagonal Man
Who's the source? Man In A Can
He's the one that came up with the plan

Man In A Can has really big hands
He uses them to cover his plans
Sometimes he uses his really big fans
Fans that he holds in his really big hands

I was bored while driving into work today :P

I have never run a full mile. I have always slowed down to a walk at some point when I did it in the past. but not tonight! I ran a full mile in just over 12 minutes! Ok, so that'sa little slow, but I did it! Woohoo ( Read more... )

My father and I had a poker tournament today. I convinced myself that I would be knocked out in the first hand. When that didn't happen, I was pleasantly surprised, and enjoyed the next two and a half hours I spent playing cards. I didn't make the final 30 that got invitations to the national tournament in Atlantic City, but I still had fun ( Read more... )

2000 - Bought my first new car ( Read more... )

The other Saturday I lost $25 because I played a tournament. I would have broken even if I had just stuck to cash gaming ( Read more... )

I recorded this this morning in one take, even though I hadn't done the routine in a month! I was so very pleased with myself =D

I also added in the spin behind my back at the one minute mark, and watching this video was the first time I had seen it because no one else at the school does that for this routine. Leave a comment