I bought some cookie crisp...

[theelectricmonk]

And there's no longer a burglar as a mascot... Nor does it have the dog that was the burglar's pet. It's some goddamn stupid wolf. I know it's been this way for a long time... but where the fuck did the cool mascot go?

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[slagkick]

Didn't you know that all cereal mascots are required to be gay? See, the Cookie Crisp burglar was the only straight guy in the world of cereal - so it had to be changed.

All the other cereal mascots? Gay.

The Honey Nut Cheerios bee is gay. Obviously.

Toucan Sam? His Loops aren't the only thing that's fruity.

Lucky the Leprechaun? What do you expect from a cereal with rainbow
marshmallows?

The Trix rabbit is not only gay, but I think he's a sexual predator - you know, "Trix is for kids."

Fred and Barney - that's a no-brainer. They make the bed rock.

Snap, Crackle, and Pop...those aren't the only noises you hear when they get together.

So, as you can see, the Cookie Crisp burglar was obviously too macho for cereal to handle, and they've decided to replace him with a retarded gay wolf.

The Sugar Crisp bear was kind of a pimp, but seriously - when was the last time you saw a Sugar Crisp commerical?

[theelectricmonk]

Best reply ever.

[slagkick]

Thanks. I always figured that if I somehow became a stand-up comic, I would have "gay cereal mascots" be part of my routine.

I forgot the joke I had about the Honey Nut Cheerios bee and Toucan Sam being a gay couple - "Didn't your parents ever tell you about the birds and the bees?"

[zekemelias]

What about Tony the Tiger?
He use to be cool.
Well, until the voice actor died.

And I still swear to this day, Cinnamon Toast Crunch use to have 3 chefs for mascots. But then one went freaking insane as part of some promotion and then somehow became the only one. (Must of killed the others.) Now I think even he is gone.

OH! Also, it was Golden Grisp, not Sugar Crisp. I can remember him now.
"Can't get enough of them Golden Crisps."

And the Cocoa Puffs bird lost his shirt. Gay?

Ok, It's late and I'm thinking too much into cereal...

[themaskedvixen]

WTF? Seriously?

btw how you feelin?

[theelectricmonk]

Yeah, seriously.

Oh, and I'm much better, thanks for asking. My body stopped trying to kill me.

[themaskedvixen]

woo hoo! JUSTIN LIVES!

[squirrrly]

The wolf is still a thief. Animated wolves have always been theifs or tricky bastards. He still says coooookie crisps but it can't compare to the original. For a long time Cookie Crisp wasn't running commercials and they came up with a more "modern" mascot yet they kept the old slogan. In other words, they are fucks that can't appreciate the fact that adults that grew up on their product are still going to eat it and want the nostalgic mascot to great them every time their obese hands open the box.