Tales from the Olive Garden!

[theelectricpope]

An older couple was one of my last tables today. Older, not quite elderly, but on the cranky cusp thereof. They did take rude to a new level, though, and in doing so invoked the slight wrath of Apathetic Javier. The first offense was when the wife broke my Straw Rule. Simply put, I always have straws. I will pass them out when I am done

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Ah old people.

[ext_112931]

I really don't understand them. They're worse than rednecks that they expect everything to be handed to them with a silver platter. Except with old people...they have this outrageously twisted sense of logic that only they understand.

Sorry, hijo...I know how frustrating it is.

[dpsycho]

I don't drink coffee, but I'm wondering now just how many breadsticks one could fit into such a Thermos...

[theelectricpope]

Two and a third. It was deep, but narrow (dime)