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[theemptied]

Comments

[_purpleglitter_]

yep definitely looks like it...i mean aveeno is the medium to good stuff not just the get you by stuff...

i guess no sense in fighting it

[theemptied]

Thankfully I don't think I ever have the ability to look like a really "girly" man...

[_purpleglitter_]

now that's not true, modern medicine, cosmetics and surgery could potentially transform anyone. but I don't think that is your intention, you just want to be clean, sleek and fresh

[taowulf]

I can't decide if it is the Nair for men or the nail files that put you over the top.

[theemptied]

I needed emery boards(oh god shoot me) for something else as well, but fingernails always look like shit so I thought it would be nice to actually take care of my hands.

I have no excuse for the cuticle oil.

Exfoliating cleanser beat the tar out of me the first time I used it... Tonight I think will go better.

Oh, crap, I totally meant to put my pink sparkly buttplug up there.

[darkmatterhari]

The only thing I see issue with is the Nair. Well, okay and maybe the cuticle oil. But with the Nair it's not in a metrosexual way - I didn't realize you were hardcore masochistic? Freak!

[theemptied]

I had zero reaction to it- it worked like a frigging charm. And trust me when I say that other methods were... unpleasant, at best.

[screamingshiva]

nair for men doesn't hurt at all... it's quite easy to use in a pinch... I wouldn't suggest using it all the time.... and don't use it on your head, sack, or places the sun don't shine... other than that... have at it. lol.

[_purpleglitter_]

nair in general smells like crap and can get kind of nasty, if you really have hair you just do not want, suck up the pain and go get waxed...your skin will never be as smooth and silky as when you leave the salon

[theemptied]

Thanks for emailing. Thanks double for not posting it.

*looks for a way to burn something digitally*

[deaddawn]

Nope. Sorry. You'll have to do better than that. Joel has way more stuff and has a job in the fasion industry. That whole burping out loud and farting on people thing, kills it.

Oh and camping for weeks on end and thinking it's funny how much stink there is doesn't help either. I think he does manage to brush his teeth while he's gone though.

[theemptied]

Joel's a salon boy.

He probably brushes the teeth on his way back in. It's a sign he loves you. :P