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The entire universe in danger...

[Su trails off, considering. That's scary, really scary. Even if she can't feel the presence of the other Clovers here, the threat that everything could disappear assures her that they're still alive. Still, she can't help but to sound a bit forlorn.]

It's peaceful here, but there's something in the air that is...well

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[audio]

[thrallinabox]

[The voice is deep and rumbly, like a lion purring]
Greetings, and welcome to the City. My name is Korosh. I...do not wish to alarm you if we meet face to face. I run the grocery store, so we will likely meet there. You will have no trouble identifying me if you see me. I am...very large, and green.

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Hm, well, I'm sure you won't alarm me in the slightest. You sound very friendly, after all.

[She pauses a bit.]

I have white hair and green eyes. I'm...a bit short, too.

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[thespiderswe8]

...the mic on this thing even work? Everyone else got to post an audio thing, we're all using the same kind of computer aren't we - wait is it recording already? Fuck - Hey, fresh meat! What's up? Welcome to the City, I guess. Congratulations on being so fucked up that your universe rejected you and dumped you here. It's a real fucking honor, isn't it?

Anyway, my name is Vriska Serket and I am basically the queen bitch around here. You stay out of my way and it'll all go nice and tidy, got it? The number one rule around here is basically don't fuck with me. Don't forget it and you'll live!

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I...suppose so. Considering I was supposed to die, anyways.

[Woah she wasn't joking about being the queen bitch. Su will just...nod and smile as the saying goes.]

Well, all right...

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[thespiderswe8]

Vriska! [Another voice is picked up by the microphone.]

Kanaya what the f- Hey!

[The recording captures noises of someone snatching away the laptop. There's a long, awkward pause followed by, "...is this thing still recording?" coming from a noticably different voice.]

Don't listen to her. She's full of bravado and puffery, and mostly harmless now. ...Mostly. I suppose all trolls are, to a degree, dangerous to humans, but we're no more or no less than usual.

[A pause.]

...dear, you haven't done anything like that to anyone here, have you?

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[mechaniques]

Oh! Well, hello.

[Puffery? Well, that's a strange way to explain it.]

Trolls...? Do you have magic as well, or...?

[Voice]

[dungenessmaster]

[He's loud, he's irritated, and his scratchy voice isn't much fun to listen to. Also he keeps breaking up because he's in Silent Hill.]

What the fu-- ---think you are, starting up a voice chat and waki-- --ope you have a good fucking reason for all this bullshit, because when I-- --onna tear you a new-- --and then I'm gonna replace your ass with a--

[minute-long burst of static]

[a strange, faint sound, reminiscent of a young girl's laughter]

FUCK.

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[isacrazyeight]

Oh go shove it up your ass, you pissy little man-bitch. It's called shutting off your computer when you go to bed.

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[dungenessmaster]

[Oh god dammit this guy again.]

It WAS shut off, okay. I don't usually make a ha-- --cause then I get trolled by shitheads all godda-- --nd of like n--

[static.]

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[isacrazyeight]

If it was off, how did the message wake you up? Most computers don't turn on just because someone posted a voice post to a network, you fucking retard.