Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[theenforcer]

Hoo boy.

Got good and drunk for the first time in several weeks.

Why the hell don't I do this more often?

Colin's bachelor party. We went to Coyote Ugly. I bought Colin...four shots of Jaegermeister? Was it five? I don't remember. I owe Dan ~$100. Something like that. This is where I would tell you what Dan's Coyote Ugly name is but the Coyote

Comments

[kishmo]

But your name is so very rhythmic!

You're fired.

[anonymous]

Sincerely, Colin.

Re: You're fired.

[theenforcer]

I'm what? Why?

[anonymous]

That's a pickup line I haven't heard before, for sure. The one that this seedy, moldy guy the other night tried on me was:
"Hey there. That's a pretty scarf. That's a real pretty scarf."

!! Have to run, creepmo!

Sam