Paige Maguire - Internet Hellian

[vengeance_is_me]

There are two constants on Livejournal - biscuiteater hates whatever you deem interesting and Everybody Loves Paige. 9 out of 10 emofucks agree - Paige's entries are worth putting down the razor for (albeit temporarily). She brings her undeniable style and rapier wit with her everywhere she appears and the world always seems a bit colder after she departs.

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[vengeance_is_me]

as you can see with the hitler pic, we don't cater to heebs.

SHE'S king of the world, bitch!

[shamroq]

Look at us! We amused ourselves again! Good job, us!

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[vengeance_is_me]

i'm almost about to call this a lost cause.

what the fuck are we doing wrong? i honestly think this is because we don't have tits.

maybe we should just post pics of tits, like, "hey, guys, what's up?"

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[shamroq]

We need some more promotions like "Monday Morning - Chix Drink Free!"

Free?

[pdanielson]

Let 'er go, boys...

[pdanielson]

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[vengeance_is_me]

random fact: paige pulled the plug on terry schivo in 1998.

[pdanielson]

Random fact: Paige was actually the one who inseminated Ian's wife. With her penis.

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[vengeance_is_me]

seeing how she outdid wilt chamberlin, i wouldn't be surprised if there were men impregnated by her.

[edith_mf]

She reminds me of Muffy, though she looks more like Booter, I'm sure she acts more like Muffy.

[mengus]

You two fanboys could have whittled this down to the first paragraph, and then the pictures. Did she promise you worn panties for this shit, or what?

[shamroq]

You, of all people, don't get to play the "This entry is too long" card.

haha

[vengeance_is_me]

BAAAZING

[mengus]

Right, right. BUT AT LEAST I HAVEN'T BEEN SURFING THE SAME FOUR SENTENCES FOR 5 YEARS!