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[thefallen83]

My mother has learned a new abbreviation. "P.C." Standing for, of course, personal computer. For the past week, maybe more, all she has been saying is "PC this" and "PC that." It's like when a little kid learns a swear. What I really wish she could have learned is "clean your vagina" so that the bathroom wouldn't smell like a zoo after every time

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[mayday_mayday]

That first paragraph was so vile, and yet so completely amazing.

[cutoffmywings]

you're the most sarcastic person i know.
and i love it!

"I age twelve years while waiting in line to see advisement" ahahaha.

♥

[secrettime]

I still love you.

I have a crush on Lisa Loeb!

we can all live happily ever after.

come watch party moster and velvet goldmine with me while we drink long island iced teas.

now.

[thefallen83]

That would be just darling.

ur back!

[unimportantinfo]

i'm glad you got your "p.c." fixed.