My one, truest talent was discovered by me today. And sadly, it doesn't involve a 1-800 number. I never felt so proud, nor have I ever felt so ... gay. I can decorate. Yes, somehow in my drunken stupers with my hair reaching greater heights than that of Robert Smith's I picked up the talent to design a plateau with home furnishings. I was told to ( Read more... )

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Incredible. Leigh Bowery giving birth to his wife Nicola. Scroll down some.

For the past three days, well, more like the past three weeks my attention has been draped with the reoccurring thought to check up on my toe. You see, for the past three weeks I have been working nearly every single day, sometimes, such as this past week upward of 50 hours. I'm concentrating on my toe because with the heavy schedule and constant ( Read more... )

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I should come with a warning label. One that clearly says what a destructive mess that I am. This product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes ... This product may cause gum disease and tooth loss ... just SOMETHING so people know that I am a living, breathing, walking mound of doom ( Read more... )

Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged its your turn ( Read more... )

Against my better judgement, advice from Bailey, reviews from smarks on the Internet, a conversation with someone over Instant Messenger, my therapist, and a doggy in a window I went to Best Buy today and bought the movie version of "Prozac Nation" starring Christina Ricci. Being that the book is my heart and soul I was ready to trash the movie ( Read more... )

I need an assistant. I'm not important; I'm just fucking stupid.

I'd lose my underwear if I uhh ... wore any.

A few days ago I learned what it is like to be screwed on the job. No, Sara and I didn't have a quickie, although that would have been quite nice. What did happen however, is that Dave, one of the other managers that works with me changed two displays that I had made after I left work. When I came in the next day I got yelled at, of course, with my ( Read more... )