Here ya go kids! Fresh outta the carton and enriched with extra pulp and vitamin D ( Read more... )

To be frank, I have little of interest to say. To be Harold, is to be pudgy and pink ( Read more... )

So a camping we went. I must say I have never had mango moonshine wine, but those Michigan guys sure kno whow to brew some weird stew. Anyways, all was well whilst campaneering. We made food (as in I made food), we got drunk(as in me and Andrew got drunk), and we had fun(as in everyone had a fucking blast ( Read more... )

So, who here has gotten sleep? No one? Well damn, and here I was thinking I was special ( Read more... )

Look into my eyes. What do they say? Probably nothing. Eyes don't have lips. If they did, the redness in the wine would float about our sockets. They'd become corrupt instead of being pure and clarifying like that of newborn babe's. They'd slander and lie. They'd blaspheme and disparage, but they'd speak volumes that our mouths could not hope to ( Read more... )

So yeah, I'm still pretty peeved about this whole "Amanda can't hang out with me unless Andrew is present" thing. Utter bullshit my friends. Honestly, its not like I just disappear from existence when he's not around. I'm an actual person, even when he's not right next to me. Go figure ( Read more... )

Enter into the blank-wave arcade and find only suck and awfulness ( Read more... )

Joe has a new car to drive about. So, no updates. Enjoy the silence...

Wanna hear a secret? A very naughty, naughty secret ( Read more... )

Well, as of now, I'm 19 years, 8 hours, and 37 minutes old. I was born at 9:11am. It's a sign I tell you ( Read more... )