I just bought the funniest book. It's called "It's happy bunny. Life. Get one." Adorable and funny (and he's just so darn cute!!!!!!!) One quote from it is: 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of "unto" on them.'
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I just bought the funniest book. It's called "It's happy bunny. Life. Get one." Adorable and funny (and he's just so darn cute!!!!!!!) One quote from it is: 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of "unto" on them.'
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"...and you have to totally upen a can of "unto" on them." XDXDXD
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"When life gives you lemons... Squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies."
"The world does not revolve around me... It's the whole stupid universe that revolves around me."
"Work hard and the world is your oyster. Yep, you get a big, snotty oyster-scented world."
One of my favorites, "You can help anyone turn a frown upside down! Just pull off their head and flip it over."
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You are a veritable gold-mine of crazy quotes. :P
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