Stories from the "I couldn't make this shit up if I tried" department.

[thefannishwaldo]

 • The first and second graders did a musical performance for us at our weekly all-school meeting.  It was a freaking hour long.  It was a lesson on the lifecycle of the dark-wing beetle set to the music of Vivaldi's "Four Seasons".  Did I mention it was an hour long?  Done by first and second graders?  About bugs?   Oy.  Anyway, at one point,

Comments

[wiliqueen]

I would like to make an intelligent comment about that last one, but I'm laughing too hard.

[valarltd]

I am sporfling. Poor kid. This will fix itself with puberty.