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Hey I've Got A Bit Of A Life! Watch Me Go! *crash into lamp post*
I returned last night from two enormously enjoyable days courtesy of Twaz and Paulo (you are both awesome). Everyone else who has set eyes on me this weekend I adore you too because bar my stupid feeble self having a rebellion at one point (which I am waaaay too used to by now to care about) it was entire awesomesauce ( Read more... ) -
Happy Birthday! Have A Fig.
Yesterday was Bournevilles rather unofficial birthday party, during which we told her she was old (we meaning I) and went to the park for a picnic. This rolled in with a haze of alternately grown up (apologising for swearing around kids) and juvenile (me wanting to play on the inflatable slide and pretending to be under 11) humour ( Read more... ) -
Believe Me, It Was Worse At The Time...
Sometimes being both incredibly immature and a late night gamer is worth it. I'm player 3 ( Read more... ) -
A Walking Ctrl Alt Del.
Don't make me do anymore. Don't make me go the hospital, don't make me have scans, tests, injections, samples, be poked or prodded or have to pay attention to lists of precisely what my internal composition is. Don't make me listen to someone tell me what I did to myself, what others did, what I should be doing, what I'm no longer allowed to do ( Read more... ) -
Prologue to The Big Spanish House (2)
Yes, it's come to that period in our calendar when nobody can actually stand to turn on the television in case there's more fascinating coverage of a bunch of berks either asleep, arguing, or demeaning themselves whilst confined to a single dwelling. So for anyone looking to escape it, here's something similar. But at least you're reading ( Read more... ) -
Bedridden Only By Daytime TV
It's now been a fair few weeks since I was released from Arkham and began the tedious process of self-rehabilitation. I'm starting with building up enough physical strength that if ever anyone tries to tell me again being pinned to a bed by squeezy legwarmers is good for me I'll kick them to death. Yes, it's true. They kept me in intensive care ( Read more... ) -
That Big Blue Screen In The Sky
I'm free! FREE I TELLS YOU! Well...alright, I'm out of hospital after two months so it FEELS like freedom. Freedom from being woken at ass in the morning by a woman with a clipboard enquiring about my last visit to the bathroom anyway ( Read more... ) -
Global Warming? Please.
I’m going to do a grand rant later today but right now having been woken by the cold and yet another slippy sheet episode finding me in my nude on a coverless bed I’m going to continue the grumble toward my parents unmagnificent weird questioning ( Read more... )