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[thefifthmonarch]

It's not normal for your fortune cookies to consistently predict financial woes and disaster, right?

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[weavethebonds]

It means you're doomed.

Are you SURE you don't want to just be a genie.

[thefifthmonarch]

[Incoherent cursing and ranting goes here]

[pureplainpatron]

...on the up side, being a genie doesn't mean you can't monkey's paw the wishes to your benefit.

Like, say, "I wish to be more attractive" turns into "Turned into a girl" if they're male.

Or if they wish for wealth, drown them in liquid gold.

Or if they wish to be more desirable, turn them into chocolate cake.

You could still change the world, just more one person at a time.

[thefifthmonarch]

Idontwannabeagenie.

[pureplainpatron]

But I thought you LIKED being a monkey's paw.

[thefifthmonarch]

I hate being a genie more that I like being a Monkey's Paw.