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Holy wow, guys! Two years ago today, I posted my first update to the Matriarchy. I never thought back then that things would go on for this long, but, well, here I am.
So, I has presents for everyone! It's not a whole heap, just a few photoshoots and an update, but I hope you all enjoy it anyways.
Part One: Ah, Genetics
I thought it'd be interesting to do a BodyShop comparison of all of my past heiresses to see exactly what's hung around and what hasn't. To tell you the truth, not a whole lot has due to my past love of breeding in face one babydaddies. I haven't got Rissa in there because when I put this together she was still a baby, but she will definitely be in the next one of these.
Part Two: SEX CHANGES FOR EVERYONE
I give you... The Absolutely Crazy Patriarchy! Everyone loves sex changes, right? So I genderswapped the main Chandler characters from this generation and let them wreak havoc in a photoshoot 'hood.
From L-R: Adam, Corinna, Susannah, Parker (he counts because I didn't have enough dudes to switch to ladies), Clarissa, Lindsay.
Adam: "HAH! You have Dad's nose now and I don't!"
Lindsay: "CURSES."
Rin: "Dirty joke."
Suze: "Please stop talking, Mother. Er, Father?"
Rin: "Nudge nudge, eh?"
Suze: "Making you make was such a mistake."
Rin: "Buttwiggle."
Suze: "Maybe if I look interested he will be quiet?"
Rissa (to Parker): "Yeah, they're always like this."
Rin: "Y'know, I always wondered what having one of these was like. It's kinda weird. Gets in the way when I walk."
Suze: "STOP. TALKING."
Rin: "What?"
Part Three: Imaginary Kidlets
So a while ago someone mentioned that I needed to put Lindsay and Zack into a spare 'hood and see what the babies would have been like. Being a sucker for the kidlets, I did so.
Back row L-R: Warren, Zack, Lindsay
Front row L-R: Jill, Cindy
Cindy is the eldest, and Warren and Jill are twins. They're all named after characters from the same series I took Lindsay's name from, James Patterson's Women's Murder Club. They're all a really good mix of their parents, and I wish so much they were canon :(
Part Four: Update (finally)
This update was a bit of a rush job since I was halfway through when I realised "Oh crap, the seventh is in four days!" I'm not 100% happy with it, but I'll probably cover that in the picspam I intend to post at some point.
WARNINGS: Coarse language, sexual references, implied nudity, drug and alcohol references, posebox abuse.
The song used at the end of the chapter is Howl by Florence and the Machine, and can be found here.
So, I has presents for everyone! It's not a whole heap, just a few photoshoots and an update, but I hope you all enjoy it anyways.
Part One: Ah, Genetics
I thought it'd be interesting to do a BodyShop comparison of all of my past heiresses to see exactly what's hung around and what hasn't. To tell you the truth, not a whole lot has due to my past love of breeding in face one babydaddies. I haven't got Rissa in there because when I put this together she was still a baby, but she will definitely be in the next one of these.
Part Two: SEX CHANGES FOR EVERYONE
I give you... The Absolutely Crazy Patriarchy! Everyone loves sex changes, right? So I genderswapped the main Chandler characters from this generation and let them wreak havoc in a photoshoot 'hood.
From L-R: Adam, Corinna, Susannah, Parker (he counts because I didn't have enough dudes to switch to ladies), Clarissa, Lindsay.
Adam: "HAH! You have Dad's nose now and I don't!"
Lindsay: "CURSES."
Rin: "Dirty joke."
Suze: "Please stop talking, Mother. Er, Father?"
Rin: "Nudge nudge, eh?"
Suze: "Making you make was such a mistake."
Rin: "Buttwiggle."
Suze: "Maybe if I look interested he will be quiet?"
Rissa (to Parker): "Yeah, they're always like this."
Rin: "Y'know, I always wondered what having one of these was like. It's kinda weird. Gets in the way when I walk."
Suze: "STOP. TALKING."
Rin: "What?"
Part Three: Imaginary Kidlets
So a while ago someone mentioned that I needed to put Lindsay and Zack into a spare 'hood and see what the babies would have been like. Being a sucker for the kidlets, I did so.
Back row L-R: Warren, Zack, Lindsay
Front row L-R: Jill, Cindy
Cindy is the eldest, and Warren and Jill are twins. They're all named after characters from the same series I took Lindsay's name from, James Patterson's Women's Murder Club. They're all a really good mix of their parents, and I wish so much they were canon :(
Part Four: Update (finally)
This update was a bit of a rush job since I was halfway through when I realised "Oh crap, the seventh is in four days!" I'm not 100% happy with it, but I'll probably cover that in the picspam I intend to post at some point.
WARNINGS: Coarse language, sexual references, implied nudity, drug and alcohol references, posebox abuse.
The song used at the end of the chapter is Howl by Florence and the Machine, and can be found here.