Guten Tag hop hop! Guten tag clop clop!
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My cat. She keeps leaning way over the bannisters and she's freaking me out!
2. What is your weapon of choice? *rolls eyes in self-deprecation* The pen is mightier than the sword.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? You don't know me that well, do you? Hell yes.
4. How about of the same sex? With a bit more reservation, but not much.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably my mom. sems to be a new mode of operation these days.
6. What is your pet peeve? I have several, but the more mundane ones are eating loudly, the scrape of silverware on plates, and people who have a habit of looking over my shoulder when I'm reading. >:-/ That last one REALLY irks me.
7. Do you keep grudges? for, like, a day. just long enough to come up with all these great plans of revenge until I remember that I don't believe in revenge and have to tell myself that I'm being quite stupid about the whole thing.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? um, wash my face? but I don't think that counts cause technically I wash my face in the shower (one of which I take every day) ... Maybe, listen to my idol, the Bowie? But I listened to him in the shower all last week! Okay. Never mind. Nothing.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? around 2 in the afternoon, I think. and I still only got 6 hours of sleep!
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Rebecca. and she knows why! cause I'm a lazy monkey. (and college is taking over my life!)
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I only make lame excuses to my dad - because it usually makes him laugh.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)? not that I can remember, but I have watched a couple for a very long time. (it make waffles, too!? oh joy!)
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? depends. probably last crew regatta - but I've been swimming and walking all summer so.. whatever.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? -what- alarm clock?
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? if I got to choose: any of that Sobe stuff.
2. Meat eater? *does the Homer thing* Mmm...Meat...
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? enough to get me buzzed enough that the ceiling was spinning circle above my head. or was I spinning? wel, that the closest I've come to being actually drunk.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no, and I would never sell myself like that.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? not at all.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? *agonizes* Love them all, but salty is probably #1.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? only if I was playing dragons with my friends back in Colorado...
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? not enough and too many in some ways.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? uh, no one. unless mom has been showing that one pic of me in the captain's hat around...
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person during a normal conversation? Yes. and was usually slightly surprised by how no one else seemed to notice.
4. Have you "done it"? would I be here if I had? NO!
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? urrrrgh... just one part? um... torso? (I get captivated by how people move/walk/gesture.)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I don't know if I've ever actually seen (and recognized) a prostitute..
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? just the one. :)
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? probably Hot Topic. I shouldn't be spending 20$ on a t-shirt, but..! I get suckered in by my aesthetic side.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? sock it away to pay for my education. (and maybe buy my mom a jaguar. she deserves it.)
4. Rich, or famous? depends. I'd like to be rich, but I'd rather be famous for something like curing AIDS or coming up with a clean and affordable fuel source. Oh, I love how one can twist these so simple questions.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No, I don't think I would. I don't really like being miserable.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? well, not anything that was worth money.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? a lot. over a thousand. maybe 2 thousand. I'm not sure.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? getting into college without selling out and being someone I'm not. ugh, that sounds so extremely pompous and ugly.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I honsetly don't know. you should ask them.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? write a book. see Italy. be self-fulfilled.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? unless I think I deserved first, no.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill then other competitors? nooo...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? in third grade, on a math test. oh, I'm so ashamed!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? finished putting all of my parent's music that I wanted on my mp3 player. yay!
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? my friend Meghan flair and elegance. *le sigh* I'm afriad that I just can't cultivate those qualities in myself.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? well, considering I don't have a house... um. My brother. Because he knows me better than anyone.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? oh, I'd love to be the Bowie for a day, but if it was a lifetime I'd have to say... Ella Fitzgerald. Cause she was amazing.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? not that there's been much opportunity for it, no.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah.. but then I say it out loud and go, "eh, you're a fool" and go back to being happy.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? grace. humility. extroversion. Not that I'm bitter about any of it though. :D