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thefirstoops

Random crap

Aug 11, 2006 04:26

I am so not tan. It's sad. Then again, my "not tan" would pass off as "dying from skin cancer" for a lot of my friends, so I dunno ( Read more... )

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so_witty August 11 2006, 11:29:49 UTC

I don't really know how to drive. So if you guys want a ride somewhere, just remember: We might die.

That's a nice disclaimer. Except for the fact that at some point, perhaps in the middle of winter term, perhaps waaaaay before, death will look favorable in comparison to the on-campus boredom being suffered.

And the new airline restrictions are REALLY upsetting to me. When I saw the headline this morning I said something like "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Nooooo no no no fuck fuck fuckfuck!" out loud, even though I was the only one awake. I don't want that news at the buttcrack of dawn when everything is 10x more upsetting than usual. The toothpaste thing is going to kill me, and if they don't let me have eye drops on that dry, overly air-conditioned hell of a plane...UGH I hate terrorism.

thefirstoops August 11 2006, 19:00:56 UTC

Yeah, sometimes it'd be nice to have the option of brushing my teeth after a really long flight. But not anymore, I suppose. I hope gum isn't too liquid-y for the government.

thefirstoops August 11 2006, 19:59:15 UTC

Oh, and yeah, like my driving exam? The guy giving it to me was just about to get off for the day, so he wasn't really paying attention. It was pretty sweet, but I'm not exactly the safest driver ever.

so_witty August 12 2006, 18:38:13 UTC

Me: "Hey Hayley, guess what Jonny is naming his car?"
Hayley: "Um...Jonny?"
Me: "Noooo...DWAYNE!"
Hayley: [cracks up] "Wait, what kind is it?"
Me: "I dunno, he didn't say."
Hayley: "Oh, because it could be 'Mrs. Dwayne DODGE!' [cracks up again]"

The "wit" must be genetic.

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jennybean25 August 11 2006, 13:04:14 UTC

Dwayne haha what a great name for a car.
I am pretty excited to see your new wardrobe..Actually I'm pretty excited to see YOU.
THREE WEEKS

oh, and we need to have another "bike to CVS drunk" night and buy lots of unhealthy snacks..don't let me buy hot pockets this time..ew.

thefirstoops August 11 2006, 19:23:54 UTC

I dunno. Hot pockets are pretty tasty. Maybe I'll get some.

eastsideballer August 11 2006, 16:11:14 UTC

yes. biking to cvs. a MUST. OFTEN. did you mean to say "boarding on ridiculous???" hahaha

thefirstoops August 11 2006, 18:55:36 UTC

Spelling is hard at 4 in the morning.

burninglikeice August 14 2006, 03:08:55 UTC

Hmm...I'd prefer to kill myself in my own car. That way you're not liable. And so my parents won't blame me for being in a car with someone who can't drive. :)

Huzzah for campus cars!