On Being a Wal-Mart Associate...

[theflaminghq]

...oh dear, I'm terribly sorry. It seems that I have forgotten the five key combination I need to press on the register to make a price override. That, or I never learned it, due to Wal-Mart's woefully inefficient and ineffective training program of "hay watch her do this". Dreadfully sorry that you have to void this transaction since the charming

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[black_thoven06]

Jon... I love you. THIS is why I'm glad we became friends. I have so much to learn...

~C. F.

[kwality_kontrol]

and i thought i was the bitter one now...

[scotty2naughty]

That was bloody fucking brilliant.
I just fell in love.
Thank you, thank you for that.
:D

[borvise]

Since when did livejournal support remote psi-posting?
In any case, I'm glad it does, apparently.