If you were forced to, who would you choose to kill and eat?

[theflaminghq]

Thomas: I'd probably choose Elijah Wood...because it'd be fun...he's small, so there wouldn't be much to eat.

That's the scariest thing I've ever heard him say.

Comments

[hicetubique]

i would choose a baby. if swift wrote about it, surely it must be worthwhile... maybe with a bit of salsa or something.

i'm sure there's some method of curing human fat/meat by forcing them to eat certain things... there was that cannibal guy in germany who ate that guy who wanted to be eaten. he'd probably know.

[theflaminghq]

Like veal maybe?

Also, this man inspired this post.

Here's an account of his crime.

[hicetubique]

that's amazing.

[theflaminghq]

...and terrifying

[black_thoven06]

Oh, I never answered this question. I have no idea if you were asking, but... well anyway, I'd probably eat Dr. Muth. Why? Because it would make me feel a helluva lot better about life. And I bet she tastes good, with all that super organic shit she eats all the time. :)

Mmmm.... Muth, it's what's for dinner.

~C. F.

[thesibylofcumae]

haha, i didn/t read this until just now. late, as usual.

[black_thoven06]

Haha, it's all good. I don't notice a lot of shit till waaaaaaaaay after the fact. :P You know you wanna eat Muth, too. ;)

...*vomits*

~C. F.

[thesibylofcumae]

that/s so cute.