Because I know some people are confused, I have tried to get the ages for the members of the United family sorted out. Don't nail me down on them though.
Starting with the oldest and working my way down, Gary would be slowly approaching the 40 now; obviously slightly older than he is now, because I imagine Nemanja, the oldest, to be around 19, 20 and I didn't want to bring in any "drunken nights back when he was fifteen, of which the memories were slightly hazy, until Jeannie called him to tell him something very important". The same goes for Ryan, although he might be a year younger.
Rio is about the same age as Nemanja, living on his own and working in a CD store.
Next in line are Paul and Ole - those two have given me a headache, because I can never decide which one I want to be the older. I intend to get around that by just not nailing them down on a certain age except for that they are around 17-ish; you can sort the older-younger debate out for yourselves, if you like. Now that's cool, eh? :D
Their younger brother Alan has just entered "the difficult age" and is about 13 or 14 - just hitting puberty. I am glad this is just a story, or I would have the suffering rest of the family having a massive go at me for that. :P And while they're at it, they would probably wish for Wayne and Cristiano to grow up faster - with around nine and seven years, they are keen to get their five-a-day (fights, that is).
Owen, on the other hand, is rather quiet and the youngest boy with something in the region of six years. Finally, we have Noa, the only girl - I imagine the newest addition to the family to be around 19, 20 months old. And - that's it really...hope this helps you enjoy reading! :)