Comments | thefocker411: Your mouth says no, but my hands say yes

thefocker411

Your mouth says no, but my hands say yes

Apr 13, 2005 14:18

_____This war is waged every day in Tallahasse. The battle between everyday people and the automatons that are the towing companies. My good friend Tara has fallen to their yellow blinking muzzle-flashes for the last time. It is time to take back the streets.....and sidewalks and anything else that's painted yellow ( Read more... )

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2lazytothinkof1 April 13 2005, 13:04:01 UTC

Im sorry.

I would love to comment but thoughts
are not being prosessed into words.

<3

farewell_verona April 13 2005, 13:27:24 UTC

Dan you have the best way of describing things, its no wonder your an english major. that sucks for tara. did she have to pay more then ryan did?~~Amanda

truesnastynate April 13 2005, 16:11:42 UTC

im deep in the sea of disbelief

amazing farewell_verona April 14 2005, 08:09:19 UTC

focker, you sir are on the right trail. i say , we take up arms together against this ongoing menace to our society!! and to start off, find the dickface that towed my car in the first place in Gainesville and work our way up/down. oh what a glorious day it will be when their blood shall be so thick in the streets, even the tow trucks will be washed away!

~~~Ryan Verona

Re: amazing thefocker411 April 14 2005, 08:28:36 UTC

ryan, I know you support my cause and would kill or die for la resistance, but our numbers are too few and the truckers are too many. We must wait and plot in the shadows until the time comes to burst forth and install low-hanging overpasses and lower the maximum weight on bridges to about a ton. Once those are in place it will be safe to park your faggio wherever your little heart wants to.
Sgt. Dan Hocker out.

Re: amazing farewell_verona April 15 2005, 10:47:57 UTC

good thinkin' "sarge" and with that i one up you. those who wish to participate in PHI Duckett should give thier alegiance to us for la resistance.thus, we shall have an army of quite eneibraited teens and 20s to destroy this ongoing plague of the the cement and asphalt oceans and rivers (driveways,parkinglots and street corners)
Col.Ryan Massey out

I'll spare the Lt. Dan jokes heart_ataxia April 14 2005, 13:37:06 UTC

On a scale from 1-10 Unearth owns. Could you imagine a giant string of dead bodies being dragged through the streets?

Re: I'll spare the Lt. Dan jokes thefocker411 April 15 2005, 23:44:21 UTC

duh!