Comments | theforceoncrack: backdated? jellyfish? yes?

theforceoncrack

backdated? jellyfish? yes?

Nov 07, 2010 23:06

FUCKING HELL!

[Something seems to have upset Jackie, apparently. After a moment the source of this becomes clear: a few large jellyfish twitching on the ground next to him as he holds his bleeding arm. Stung!]

Who the fuck put these fucking jellyfish - GAH!

[Apparently it hurts a lot. He falls to the ground, swearing some more. He continues on ( Read more... )

fml, jellyfish? jellyfish!, jackie has nothing cool to say gaiz, it hurts and stings, event?, fffff

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demonflavoured November 8 2010, 05:15:32 UTC

Flying jellyfish, the idea is so frightening! Barricading the windows helps though.

Do you think they're poisonous?

theforceoncrack November 10 2010, 05:36:07 UTC

I'm outside. There aren't any goddamn windows! [Sorry, Al, Jackie is irate from being mobbed by jellyfish. ;~; ]

Why don't you eat one and see?

demonflavoured November 10 2010, 06:44:11 UTC

Why did you go outside? Isn't the natural response to stay in?

That's a horrible way to test for it!

theforceoncrack November 13 2010, 23:47:43 UTC

Because of some brainless fish? [Jackie might be brainless as well. We're not sure.] I didn't know they'd swarm me. Since when do jellyfish swarm?

[He grunts a little. That was the point, Almaz.]

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symmetryguns November 8 2010, 18:35:28 UTC

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theforceoncrack November 10 2010, 05:36:53 UTC

[Oh no. If you say one word, Kid. ONE WORD.

These jellyfish are asymmetrical, and Jackie knows how to use them.]

symmetryguns November 10 2010, 14:52:00 UTC

[He's not saying anything, just watching this thing unfold.]

ijianomaly November 8 2010, 21:31:34 UTC

...You're not dying over there, are you?

theforceoncrack November 10 2010, 05:37:28 UTC

They fuckin' hurt!

[ :( ]

ijianomaly November 10 2010, 05:39:38 UTC

[...So is that a no? She hopes that's a no.]

...You could try rinsing it?

theforceoncrack November 13 2010, 23:43:18 UTC

[Jackie is just gonna swear some more for a while. Sorry, Iji, jellyfish suck. :( ]

...rinsing. Yeah. With alcohol, I guess.

heinesangel November 9 2010, 01:00:25 UTC

[What the-

DAD!

I don't even...]

theforceoncrack November 10 2010, 05:38:32 UTC

[DAUGHTER. HELP MEEEE. ;~; THE JELLYFISH MAFIA HAS A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD.]

Oww!

[Maybe giving you puppy eyes. Just a tinytiny bit.]

heinesangel November 12 2010, 06:00:33 UTC

[Uh... I'll do my best. At least stop the bleeding.

Please come inside the building soon, okay?]

theforceoncrack November 13 2010, 23:36:26 UTC

I think I need a towel.

[Stupid jellyfish. 8( Jackie will come back inside, via the door like normal people this time, gingerly touching his wounds. There's a few tentacles still attached, and he was told to get them off, but not with his hands but they're on him and dkjkdkjf.]

HI I'M A PIRATE I KNOW ABOUT JELLLY FISH o/ dontcallmegol November 9 2010, 03:01:31 UTC

Wash the area with vinegar or alcohol. If there are tentacles still on you, use a stick or something to carefully remove them. Then wash the area again.

put an Ace bandage on it 8) theforceoncrack November 10 2010, 05:39:27 UTC

Ow. You want me to wash it with the tentacles still on? [Wait, what?]

8D It's the best kind! dontcallmegol November 16 2010, 17:38:58 UTC

If there are some still attached, yes, it'll stop the poison and help with removing them.