I don't know if I could meet Earthling though. He stands a good chance of being baby-napped with me being like, HEY LOOK IT IS JOHN SHEPPARD'S HAIR to you, and then air where me and Earthling were a moment ago.
Although I don't know how much time you will have; you are very popular, after all. And also often around seperis, who I am still shunning over the Bonnie Tyler Incident. She done me wrong.
OMG YOU ARE GOING TO VVC! I was so excited that I didn't tick the second box which involved meeting our new overlord. Please can I hang out with you and attempt to look cool/astonishingly adorable by association?
It's true, the earthling confers status merely by being on the same continent as people. And you may come bask in his glow! (Actually, I will be the person hanging out looking helpless and not talking to anyone. I am Not Good in person.)
I am told (and in fact, counting on the fact) that cons are among the few places in the world where everyone can be terrible in person without it at all being judged to impact on their awesomeness. In any case, your baby will be a huge advantage to you - all you will need to do is wave him at people, and they will be blinded by his glow, and you can make your escape!
For the record! I would love to meet the earthling and I am very childproof, I just get wary of making hardfast plans for VVC weekend, so! I went with the more vague option. :-)
I'm glad you're coming back! Clearly we didn't do a good enough job of being scary the first time. *practices making monster face*
I would love to meet the earthling and I am very childproof, I just get wary of making hardfast plans for VVC weekend
And this is why we call you Mr. Extrovert behind your back!
*practices making monster face*
You should come south and practice them in the presence of the earthling. He enjoys monster faces. norah did her world-famous imitation of a German lion statue at him, and he almost collapsed with mirth. (If you ever have the chance to see her German lion statue imitation, do not miss it. It's one of those formative experiences that can change the course of your life. And make you reconsider any vacation plans you might have had involving Germany.)
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*helpful cautionary fyi!*
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Although I don't know how much time you will have; you are very popular, after all. And also often around seperis, who I am still shunning over the Bonnie Tyler Incident. She done me wrong.
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(I am thinking of attempting to convince livejournal that that really IS his name...I'm a little evil.)
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SO YOU WERE VERY CONVINCING. (Go for it!)
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I suppose, if you people have your way, his name will be Curtis Jason Vine. I do not approve. *sulks*
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And I'm a big of of the babies- I live in fear of my ovaries exploding on contact.
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And I too believe in slash dragons. *keeps the faith*
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I'm glad you're coming back! Clearly we didn't do a good enough job of being scary the first time. *practices making monster face*
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And this is why we call you Mr. Extrovert behind your back!
*practices making monster face*
You should come south and practice them in the presence of the earthling. He enjoys monster faces. norah did her world-famous imitation of a German lion statue at him, and he almost collapsed with mirth. (If you ever have the chance to see her German lion statue imitation, do not miss it. It's one of those formative experiences that can change the course of your life. And make you reconsider any vacation plans you might have had involving Germany.)
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