alright so apparently my father has diagnosed me as "possibly having an ulcer"... this being after i told him about my constant indigestion and gas and whatnot for the past week... i think he is trying to work the "i told you so dont-ever-leave-the-house we-never-see-you-anymore" angle but whatever... maybe i do have an ulcer... wouldn't that ( Read more... )

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The female of the group stuck their collective dick in the wrong wrong honeycomb and all was castrated leaving urges urges and all still phantom-erect. When this predicament rose first they all felt embarrassed of course but they didn't know the English words for all things "dick" so they shook off this rain: Merely something to do when pants were ( Read more... )

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