Completely Unasked For Review: Breaking Dawn!! aka Turn Off the Dawn aka Electric Boogaloo

[thefreak]

Y'know, I was a little worried after the 2nd and 3rd movie, which were all a little hard to sit through multiple times. Okay, sure, the second one turned me gay for Jacob and painted a terrible tale of an abusive relationship with an empty shell of a protaganist in the middle. And the third movie had Dakota Fanning and the threesome in the tent

Comments

[brigid]

i am team jasper and really sad he only gets two lines.

[brigid]

also you'd better invite me to see part 2 with you jerks ;p

[thefreak]

I mentioned it often on FB...

[brigid]

i don't think i ever saw it on fb :(

[yrcomplacency]

I can't wait for the RiffTrax version...

[miss_lisa_ma]

Oh, dude, I'm dyin', laughing so hard at your recap. May I share it with pals?

[couplingchaos]

Thank you, I <3 your reviews. I'm going to see it tonight!

[artisticskin]

THANK YOU. I needed a laugh today. I didn't need to laugh so hard I almost threw up, but that's ok.