Sep 11, 2011 11:57
[Filtered AWAY from Summer to avoid awkward self-threading.]
It would appear my Belladonna has arrived on the Barge under a new [AIRQUOTES] "alias." She may be calling herself Summer and speaking in a strange accent, but make no mistake! She's my virgin, and I require her unspoilt for some plans, some very big plans indeed. [Plans known as the Fuckening.]
So let this be a warning to you worms, warden and inmate alike! Touch my Belladonna, and I will personally feed your balls to my-- [DAMN he doesn't have a cyclops anymore.] To a creature known only to your darkest imaginings!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a prisoner to reclaim. [Chuckling to himself.] It's so cute when she tries to escape me.
[OOC: LOL SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP HIM SO I DON'T END UP MIRED IN SELF-THREAD HELL.]
.magic. motherfucker,
.the fuckening,
.belladonna,
.dramadramadrama