Consumption junction, what's your function?

[thefuriouscynic]

Are you in the mood to completely lose any remaining faith in humanity? Then allow me to point you to appleiphone, where you can stare at your computer screen in horror while reading posts like this one: "So how many iPhones did you buy and how long did you wait in line? I sat in line for 14 hours, was 30th in line, and picked up two 8 gig iPhones."
Followed,

Comments

[invervegas]

I don't care, the phone still gives me an iGasm.

[kastofsna]

of course womens aren't people

also my phone does pretty much everything the iphone does. and it doesnt have a retarded touch screen holla

[niveau]

Feel the burn.

[crowbar_burden]

wow, you won't let it go.
words of wisdom: the masses are asses and we are powerless.