I was cleaning up my friends list and accidentally deleted everyone. I think you're all back now but if you're still deleted you and still here, let me know.

Shawn is still having a hard time with his knee. He is grumpy. And in pain. And upset that he is out of the game again. He's even started to make some noises about retiring again. But that is mostly the grumpy talking, I think. I would hate to have to return the favor to you, Jay, now that you're starting to get over and all... Hmm... Mark, do you ( Read more... )

I did not help an old lady cross Younge Street. I do not wear Miami Vice Suits. I do NOT enjoy seaweed wraps and manicures ( Read more... )

Here's a crazy question but what is with all of the friend-locked posts? It's not like anybody's saying anything so earth-shattering that it needs a lock.

If a couple of certain Canadians don't stop hurting a certain Texan I am going to have to get nasty. Damn, what is it with you Canadians anyway. Survivor Series was 8 years ago!!

It's called SAYING GOODBYE, people!! GEEZE!

Oh look. People posted. Mark wasn't one of them. Bad Mark. No Jolt for you.

Did I mention that Shawn didn't want me to come on this vacation? After Monday I'm surprised he didn't have me hospitalized. He said I wasn't going to be happy until I dropped dead in the middle of the ring. I told him I couldn't be much of anything if I was dead. He hit me in the arm and I sold the neck huge which, in retrospect, probably wasn't ( Read more... )

The weirdest thing just happened-- Jeff and Chandler dissappeared. Trish thinks Shawn killed them and threw them overboard but I said if he wanted to kill somebody he would have started with her. She was unimpressed.
I still maintain that the Bermuda Triangle got them.

Fire "poor, down-trodden, broken-hearted" Matt? Now would I have anything to do with that? Come on, people.

There we go. Everyone on page one of my friends page is now the proud owner of a probably not-very-applicable unaward. It wasn't as satisfying as I hoped it would be.