Dusty, Forgotten Meme Responses
Remember this from a month ago? I actually wrote these up a month ago, except for the last few, and forgot about it. So hey, idea, why don't I post it? They didn't come out as funny as I had hoped, but whatever.
1) Sokka (Avatar: TLAB)
2) Wally West (Justice League)
3) Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda)
4) Bidoof (Pokemon)
5) Azula (Avatar: TLAB)
6) Batman (Justice League)
7) Shayera Hol (Justice League)
8) Venus de Milo (Ninja Turtles)
9) Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
10) Katara (Avatar: TLAB)
11) Raphael (Ninja Turtles)
12) Jack (Samurai Jack)
13) Samus Aran (Metroid)
14) Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros.)
15) Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
1) The Flash, Azula, and Hawkgirl suddenly get magical powers to take down the evil Samus Aran!
Azula is recruited to the Justice League as community service for her war crimes and sent on a mission into deep space when Samus Aran goes rogue after stealing Hawkgirl's mace. After their ship goes down by magical space rainbows (caused by skittles being planted in an asteroid), the three wake up with new magical powers! Flash gains the ability to shoot flowers from his eyes, Azula gains the ability to ice skate with any kind of shoe, and Hawkgirl gains the redundant ability to fly. After repairs are done, they go down to fight Samus Aran. In the end, Azula betrays Flash and Hawkgirl and joins forces with Samus. One week later, Samus's body is found floating in the vastness of space, after Azula stole Samus's suit and proceeded to conquer the galaxy.
2) Samus Aran and Batman, and the Flash and Raphael go on a double date!
Batman and Samus Aran silently brood over dinner, sizing one another up. In the meantime, Raphael and the Flash are in the most awkward date ever. Flash tries to lighten the mood with humor and geeking out over NINJA TURTLES, but Raphael gets annoyed and flips a table over. Raphael ends up trying to chase Flash down to end the humiliation, but ends up tearing the place up trying to catch him. Batman and Samus sneak out during the battle and have hot, hot badass sex in Samus's spaceship.
3) Bidoof, Venus, and Princess Zelda are jetitisonned into space and must find a way home before Samurai Jack takes them out with a giant laser.
It was meant to be a mission for science. A female turtle nobody liked, a beaver-like Pokemon, and a royal princess sent into orbit to test the effects of three annoying characters grating on one another. In the end, Bidoof is eaten by Venus and Zelda. At first they are unable to find a way home, until Venus remembers that in the Power Rangers episode, that turtles apparently can breathe in space. She tows the spaceship home on the back of a space surfboard. Meanwhile, on Earth, Jack stares puzzled at the controls for the space laser, unable to figure out how to operate it.
4) Hawkgirl gets three wishes from a genie.
1st Wish: She liberates Thanagar
2nd Wish: John loses the beard
3rd Wish: A bigger mace
5) Azula tries to bake a cake!
Having lost her title as the Fire Lord, Azula is in the nut house and decides she wants to become the Cake Lord. Needless to say she incinerates the cake, uses too much frosting, and then demands her fellow residents to eat the cake under fear of being torched.
6) Hawkgirl and Zelda see the TARDIS.
Using her Nth Metal Mace, Hawkgirl has no trouble breaking through the TARDIS doors. A timid Zelda follows and watches as the Thanagarian puts the smackdown on an a startled Doctor. After Zelda ties him up, Hawkgirl figures out how to take control of the TARDIS... and together the two take off into the great unknown of space and time... to find the best bars in all of the universe. Hawkgirl keeps building up a tab at each bar by going back to a point before she was last there .
7) Katara and Princess Peach hop on a farting unicorn where they run into space cowboy, Batman. Will the evil Sokka stop them?
After her brother's sudden heel face turn to the side of evil, Katara seeks out help from a dimwitted Princess Peach, who in her latest adventure suddenly gained possession of a unicorn that is able to fly by farting rainbows. Because of Sokka's possession of the Holy Candy, a power that gives him the ability to control the minds of anyone who has ever tasted chocolate (and thus all women), he plans to put his plans of becoming the ultimate ladies man into effect. Fortunately they come across Batman in a space saloon who, after proving himself a badass in a bar fight, agrees to tell them about the Holy Candy.
In the end, Sokka defeats Katara and Peach, but before he can put his plan into action, he is outwitted by Batman and ends up with the Holy Prune and ends up with an army of old people. As it turns out, all old people are Badass Grandpas (and Grandmas!) and he ends up conquering the galaxy instead.
8) Sokka and Bowser are building their teams for a Mario Kart battle game. Who do they pick!?
Sokka picks his sister, Katara first. Bowser picks Princess Peach second (obviously). Sokka picks Samurai Jack for his stylish hair. Bowser goes for that hot turtle babe, Venus, next. Sokka picks Batman for pure badassery. Bowser goes for Ganondorf next for villainous teamup. Sokka picks Bidoof for team mascot. Bowser picks Zelda for backup princess. Sokka picks Hawkgirl for babe action. Bowser picks Azula for her great volleyball skills. Sokka picks Samus for badass armor. Bowser picks Raphael for turtle comradery.
The Flash is left alone. He ends up beating both teams with his ridiculous speed.
9) Batman and Zelda are the only hope for the world when Princess Peach decides to destroy it. What do they do?
Naturally Zelda will go out on her own in some futile attempt to stop Peach's ludicrous attempt to destroy the world in order to make room for a Galactic Go Kart course. In the meantime, Batman will use the five minutes Zelda manages to create for him (before being subsequently kidnapped) to come up with an ingenius plan to stop Peach. Said plan of course is just kidnapping Peach.
10) Flash and Ganondorf find themselves stranded on a desert island. What next?
Well Wally has a super metabolism and Ganondorf would quickly realize the only way the island won't run out of food is to kill the Flash. Of course, actually hitting the Flash is next to impossible. Eventually Ganondorf would just destroy the entire island in a fit of rage, killing them both.
11) Shayera Hol and Katara are the last two people in the world. They have to repopulate it.
Weeeell. Aside from being different species (not a problem actually!), both of them are the same gender. So willingness or not (I bet Hawkgirl would be up for it when Katara is ten years older), the population will die with them anyway. Them's the breaks.
1) Sokka (Avatar: TLAB)
2) Wally West (Justice League)
3) Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda)
4) Bidoof (Pokemon)
5) Azula (Avatar: TLAB)
6) Batman (Justice League)
7) Shayera Hol (Justice League)
8) Venus de Milo (Ninja Turtles)
9) Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
10) Katara (Avatar: TLAB)
11) Raphael (Ninja Turtles)
12) Jack (Samurai Jack)
13) Samus Aran (Metroid)
14) Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros.)
15) Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
1) The Flash, Azula, and Hawkgirl suddenly get magical powers to take down the evil Samus Aran!
Azula is recruited to the Justice League as community service for her war crimes and sent on a mission into deep space when Samus Aran goes rogue after stealing Hawkgirl's mace. After their ship goes down by magical space rainbows (caused by skittles being planted in an asteroid), the three wake up with new magical powers! Flash gains the ability to shoot flowers from his eyes, Azula gains the ability to ice skate with any kind of shoe, and Hawkgirl gains the redundant ability to fly. After repairs are done, they go down to fight Samus Aran. In the end, Azula betrays Flash and Hawkgirl and joins forces with Samus. One week later, Samus's body is found floating in the vastness of space, after Azula stole Samus's suit and proceeded to conquer the galaxy.
2) Samus Aran and Batman, and the Flash and Raphael go on a double date!
Batman and Samus Aran silently brood over dinner, sizing one another up. In the meantime, Raphael and the Flash are in the most awkward date ever. Flash tries to lighten the mood with humor and geeking out over NINJA TURTLES, but Raphael gets annoyed and flips a table over. Raphael ends up trying to chase Flash down to end the humiliation, but ends up tearing the place up trying to catch him. Batman and Samus sneak out during the battle and have hot, hot badass sex in Samus's spaceship.
3) Bidoof, Venus, and Princess Zelda are jetitisonned into space and must find a way home before Samurai Jack takes them out with a giant laser.
It was meant to be a mission for science. A female turtle nobody liked, a beaver-like Pokemon, and a royal princess sent into orbit to test the effects of three annoying characters grating on one another. In the end, Bidoof is eaten by Venus and Zelda. At first they are unable to find a way home, until Venus remembers that in the Power Rangers episode, that turtles apparently can breathe in space. She tows the spaceship home on the back of a space surfboard. Meanwhile, on Earth, Jack stares puzzled at the controls for the space laser, unable to figure out how to operate it.
4) Hawkgirl gets three wishes from a genie.
1st Wish: She liberates Thanagar
2nd Wish: John loses the beard
3rd Wish: A bigger mace
5) Azula tries to bake a cake!
Having lost her title as the Fire Lord, Azula is in the nut house and decides she wants to become the Cake Lord. Needless to say she incinerates the cake, uses too much frosting, and then demands her fellow residents to eat the cake under fear of being torched.
6) Hawkgirl and Zelda see the TARDIS.
Using her Nth Metal Mace, Hawkgirl has no trouble breaking through the TARDIS doors. A timid Zelda follows and watches as the Thanagarian puts the smackdown on an a startled Doctor. After Zelda ties him up, Hawkgirl figures out how to take control of the TARDIS... and together the two take off into the great unknown of space and time... to find the best bars in all of the universe. Hawkgirl keeps building up a tab at each bar by going back to a point before she was last there .
7) Katara and Princess Peach hop on a farting unicorn where they run into space cowboy, Batman. Will the evil Sokka stop them?
After her brother's sudden heel face turn to the side of evil, Katara seeks out help from a dimwitted Princess Peach, who in her latest adventure suddenly gained possession of a unicorn that is able to fly by farting rainbows. Because of Sokka's possession of the Holy Candy, a power that gives him the ability to control the minds of anyone who has ever tasted chocolate (and thus all women), he plans to put his plans of becoming the ultimate ladies man into effect. Fortunately they come across Batman in a space saloon who, after proving himself a badass in a bar fight, agrees to tell them about the Holy Candy.
In the end, Sokka defeats Katara and Peach, but before he can put his plan into action, he is outwitted by Batman and ends up with the Holy Prune and ends up with an army of old people. As it turns out, all old people are Badass Grandpas (and Grandmas!) and he ends up conquering the galaxy instead.
8) Sokka and Bowser are building their teams for a Mario Kart battle game. Who do they pick!?
Sokka picks his sister, Katara first. Bowser picks Princess Peach second (obviously). Sokka picks Samurai Jack for his stylish hair. Bowser goes for that hot turtle babe, Venus, next. Sokka picks Batman for pure badassery. Bowser goes for Ganondorf next for villainous teamup. Sokka picks Bidoof for team mascot. Bowser picks Zelda for backup princess. Sokka picks Hawkgirl for babe action. Bowser picks Azula for her great volleyball skills. Sokka picks Samus for badass armor. Bowser picks Raphael for turtle comradery.
The Flash is left alone. He ends up beating both teams with his ridiculous speed.
9) Batman and Zelda are the only hope for the world when Princess Peach decides to destroy it. What do they do?
Naturally Zelda will go out on her own in some futile attempt to stop Peach's ludicrous attempt to destroy the world in order to make room for a Galactic Go Kart course. In the meantime, Batman will use the five minutes Zelda manages to create for him (before being subsequently kidnapped) to come up with an ingenius plan to stop Peach. Said plan of course is just kidnapping Peach.
10) Flash and Ganondorf find themselves stranded on a desert island. What next?
Well Wally has a super metabolism and Ganondorf would quickly realize the only way the island won't run out of food is to kill the Flash. Of course, actually hitting the Flash is next to impossible. Eventually Ganondorf would just destroy the entire island in a fit of rage, killing them both.
11) Shayera Hol and Katara are the last two people in the world. They have to repopulate it.
Weeeell. Aside from being different species (not a problem actually!), both of them are the same gender. So willingness or not (I bet Hawkgirl would be up for it when Katara is ten years older), the population will die with them anyway. Them's the breaks.