I can't leave you people alone for five minutes

[thegayboyfriend]

Really? Someone had to call the cops? Honestly. Are we in middle school?

I know I don't look it, but I'm 30. I'm too old for this fucking shit. And seriously, so are all of you. My 17 year old cousin has more maturity in her left big toe than all of you have collectively in your whole bodies. Grow up, people. I will see you when you do.

Comments

[skbw]

Good God! What happened? Were there stab wounds? If not, why did "they" call the police? How are you otherwise?

Send me an email (time and inclination permitting, of course) and we'll get together. I'm 31, btw.

[eleanor_lavish]

ok, i think i kind of have more info now? Idek, this whole thing is just insane.

[clumsygyrl]

...are you okay??