You take funny pictures when you are intoxicated.
Last night was completely fucked and hilarious.

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I flirted with a girl, and it was serious flirting, like I pet her and stuff.
Alcohol is weird.

So things are good ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that my phone went into analog or roam or something when I was in the area of Starbucks. I didn't even go in to Starbucks, but my phone had an alert on it with a big S in a circle with a slanted line through it warning me not to ( Read more... )

I'm in the most uncomfortable mood and school starts in like 9 hours. I am supposed to be excited for it. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about school, but other things are clouding my excitement and making me angered ( Read more... )

Turns out what I thought was red blood was really a penis ( Read more... )

I basically just wrote a journal just over 12 hours ago, but this is the picture update ( Read more... )

Tennessee was sweet. Nashville was alright, but I was all about Pigeon Forge. We went caving in Kentucky (not to be confused with spelunking, caving you aren't actually strapped up in gear and crawling through holes and stuff, even though that is what i wanted) spelunking was too expensive, so they have toonnnnssss of caves in Kentucky all through ( Read more... )

I have bad news ( Read more... )

I want out ( Read more... )