If you're parked in the middle of the road, and I honk... You should move your car, and not ask "Can't you wait"?

If you do I'll ask you "Do you have to park in the middle of the street?" At which point you should not inform me that's where you wanted to park ('cause that's what I was assuming... If your car was broken down maybe that'd changed ( Read more... )

 There's nothing like a weekend spent buried under a pile of homework... Well, that thing where they piled all the people up into a naked pyramid... The guy at the bottom probably knows how I feel... But other than that...

This isn't Yahoo! Oddly Enough... Nope NPR... But I tell you what, it's certainly absurd...
Pedo goes all 21 Jump Street in da skoolz... Futher carries on the charade to lure other pedos into thinking he was a kid himself...
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Hahaha... I just got a "Thank You" e-card from Hotmail, celebrating our 10 years together. *Nods* 
And you think YOU get a lot of spam...

 This just in food stamp collecting, medi-cal having, Angelina Jolie impersonator and world famous OCTO"mom" (mother of what, 14 in total?) spends more than $1000 on cosmetics at a Mac makeup store ( Read more... )

 So... Years of brutally lame leadership pushed me away from being a Republican... And then I start to think, well maybe I can suck it up... Join the Blue team... but then I realized... There's an abundance of stupidity, and two facedness amongst Democrats too.
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 That's right bitches... First most violent crimes per capita, then two time "All American City", don't forget "foreclosure capitol of the US." Now, we totally beat all them other bitch cities at something else. That's right, Stockton's the "Most Miserable City" in the U.S ( Read more... )

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So that lady chick who had eight babies down in SoCal... She already had SIX (yes, making for a total of 14) and still lives with her parents... What the fuck, seriously people?
Number one, what business does a doctor have of giving fertility treatments, and implanting embryos in such a... I don't wanna be overly mean, but come on... Seriously, I  ( Read more... )

You know... Say what you want about G.W., Lord knows he wasn't the best chief executive we've ever had but... At least he didn't pardon a bazillion people 15minutes before he left office, like Clinton did.