Comments | theglen: 2625 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG

theglen

2625 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG

Jul 15, 2005 01:16

1. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon ( Read more... )

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inaurolillium August 8 2005, 04:36:24 UTC

I just can't help but wonder why you're not allowed to demand payment in electrum. Amber was perfectly good for barter for centuries.
I now want very badly to do something that will make a Sith lord cry.

bald_ruminant August 11 2005, 01:37:08 UTC

Not amber (though it's Greek name, ηλεκτρον, sounds similar). Electrum's an alloy of silver and gold, and the electrum piece is pretty much the $2 bill of the D&D cash register.

....Wow. randazzle August 8 2005, 11:38:19 UTC

Yeahyeah you dont know me. But that, ::Point:: Is Awesome. XD

anonymous August 8 2005, 11:48:16 UTC

Wow, you are worse than me and I've played a black, body-builder, homosexual, wizard in a mumu.

anonymous August 8 2005, 12:47:18 UTC

That's okay, I'm no longer allowed to bean storm troopers in the face with thermal detonators coated in super glue.

I'm also not allowed to use my wish from the deck of many things to get a lapdance from Hathor

Nor is my secretly anti-paladin paladin allowed to offer up the kender to the dragon as a snack in exchange for his own life and a box of hohos.

anonymous August 8 2005, 18:55:18 UTC

Inventive... but how about a character with special ability of shocking stuff & people with electrical discharges and armed with a speargun (You know, harpoon with metal wire...)

thegr8sephiroth November 27 2005, 04:36:43 UTC

not funny enough.

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This is some great stuff!!!!!!! pheret1 August 8 2005, 13:22:26 UTC

I would like to link to this! It's great!

(I'm probably going to unless you tell me not to...)

punk_rock_nerd August 8 2005, 13:44:03 UTC

I personally want to know HOW you made a Sith Lord cry.

Also, #15? So wrong. Plan B always includes more explosives than Plan A.

It's why it's that much fun.

drwex August 8 2005, 14:26:44 UTC

Agreed. Many of these I looked at and said "Yes it is!" And I'm the GM.

So I annotated a few of the items with the characters in my campaign that have done similar things. It's spread out over several players, but it covers much of the fantasy list.

(http://www.livejournal.com/users/drwex/3978.html#cutid1)

theglen August 8 2005, 15:19:04 UTC

USe force powers to punch him repeatedly while chanting 'I'm not touching you'. Do this while you are fighting on moving pylons where you can't get close enough for lightsabers.

punk_rock_nerd August 8 2005, 15:27:30 UTC

Can I steal these in order to make my GMs cry?

I haven't managed to do it for a while. Not since I fellated my WoD vampire with the decapitated head of his enemy, and passed my humanity check anyway.

Also, Polka Gnomes, and the Gnomish God of Heavy Artillery. I think they'd make a great Con game.

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