We start out today's program with some clippings from the police blotter out of the Mercury:
2600 block of Senter Road, 12:13 a.m. May 19 A person leaving a store with his girlfriend was struck on the back of the head with a wooden object by her ex-boyfriend.
2550 Cabrillo Ave., May 14 A student at Campbell Middle School suspended the week prior for bringing a weapon to school reportedly brandished another weapon on his first day back.
1300 block of Emerson Street, 3:53 a.m. April 24 A resident awoke to find a former tenant sleeping in his attic.
Hempstead Place, 8:56 a.m. May 13 An e-mail recipient got a death threat and thought it might be spam, but wasn't sure.
Carlos Avenue, 6:14 p.m. April 29 A middle-age woman with missing front teeth was reported to be driving a Lincoln Town Car back and forth in front of a residence belonging to a person she accused of stealing her hot dog cart.
Okay, considering the relations between my country and the Ukraine, i'm just as surprised as anyone else is that it has gone on for so long. Is it going to happen? Is it going to go down in flames? Negotiations briefly resumed late last week and a conference was planned but never came to fruition. A tentative session is planned for the end of this week, but once again i am doubtful that it will get off the ground beyond initial talks. What the hell is going on? It's possible that both sides are playing each other, but i can't be sure since they both come back to the table randomly and at their own will. Diplomatically speaking, both parties should just agree to disagree and move ahead with other opportunities.
I agree with Georgina-i strongly disliked Indiana Jones. Maybe it's an asian thing. Who am i kidding? We're both too white. I'm not going to discuss why, but i will hint that if you have seen The Forgotten or Dreamcatcher, then it's the same reason why i don't like Indiana Jones 4.
Me: Who should i start seeing?
Anna: A therapist.
[Regarding my new phone.]
Thib: It is nice. It also says, "balls".
DJ: There's nothing wrong with wanting to be alone.
Chelsea: Did you just say, "Gays are narcissistic?"
DJ: Yes. Yes, i did.
Me: Ouch. Ouch.
DJ: Present company excluded.
Me: Well, it's kind of true.